Today I am totally pissed off and bored, so perhaps it is time to have a little blog therapy. Firstly the weather is totally awful – damp and dark and sad – I had forgotten how depressing weather in northern Europe can be … I left England thirty-odd years ago and lived in the south-west of France where the sky is lighter in the winter and then I moved to Switzerland high up in the Alpes above the clouds so in winter if it wasn’t snowing, we had brilliant sunshine. Since my move to Brussels a year ago, apart from May last year, the weather has been overcast and gloomy. Added to which for our holidays last year we decided to do a rain theme – 10 days in Brittany and 10 days in Co. Mayo, Ireland – both met our expectations! One day of sun in Brittany and one in Ireland. I like to think I am not a lying on a beach all day person, but at the moment four or five days of sun wouldn’t go amiss.
We could of course just shut up the house and whisk ourselves away to a week of sun and bugger the footprints we would be contributing to the Earth’s demise – unfortunately the recession is starting to be felt quite seriously and although the New Husband beavers away, clients are being sluggish in paying up. He has in fact just whizzed to the shops to buy supper as I think he is fed up with my menus on a shoestring … however at least it gets him in the kitchen doing other things than raiding the ‘fridge!
A couple of days later …
Although he doesn’t cook, the New Husband turned out an enjoyable dinner of chicken with lemon and ginger – this is his only recipe, so I think in a couple of months’ time, I will hate the sight of it! We won’t talk about the state of the kitchen after his culinery efforts.
Yesterday, to add to my general gloom, I looked out of the drawing room window and noticed a flat tyre on the car – odd, as the tyres are only a couple of months old. On going to investigate, found that a second one was flat … some sod had either let them down or slashed them. Rang the garage who said ‘Unscrew the valve caps and see if there is anything inside’ … bingo! a peppercorn in each valve cap. Better than having them slashed but a stupid bloody thing to do. I normally just get in the car and drive and never check the tyres. I admit to having a large gaz-guggling SUV which I love. Now that I live in Brussels I no longer need it, but of course it is totally unsaleable so I am stuck with it, and even if I did sell it, the money from the sale would only buy a horrid little car, totally unsuitable for long journeys. We also have a small car for the town – what makes me so cross with all these idiotic people who take it out on SUVs is that in fact the big car gives off less CO2 than the small, ancient car.
I do try and do my Save the Planet bit – we recycle everything possible, I buy as much as I can food-wise that doesn’t come from the other end of the world, our house is pretty chemical-free, I walk to the local shops and take the tram when I go into the centre – all that kind of stuff, but when some idiot does this it really gets me angry. If they want to be eco-warriors, that’s fine by me, but do it in a more intelligent manner. Because of their bit of fun I had to drive to the garage, get the compressor, drive back and then go back to the garage to return the compressor and get the tyres checked and THEN drive home again, and not forgetting the time I had to run the compressor to inflate the tyres. So how much extra CO2 did I put into the atmosphere?
13 responses so far ↓
Chairman Bill // March 6, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Men do not raid fridges – we liberate food!
Bill Taylor // March 9, 2009 at 5:51 PM
Well said, Chairman Bill! If you’ll forgive (or even if you won’t) the self-reference, may I point you, apropos that, in the direction of http://www.thestar.com/comment/columnists/article/594655
A peppercorn in the valve cap? I’ve never heard of that before. What a bloody stupid thing to do. Eco-warriors seldom seem to think through the consequences of their actions. I fear they’re often motivated by the simple desire to feel good about themselves.
If you love your SUV, Louise, then stick with it. You don’t owe anyone anything, least of all an explanation.
Louise // March 10, 2009 at 8:32 AM
Men who liberate food also seem to liberate their waistlines …
Chairman Bill // March 10, 2009 at 8:33 AM
But it’s so liberating!
Bill Taylor // March 10, 2009 at 1:04 PM
A waistline? Yeah, I remember having one of those. Vaguely.
Louise // March 10, 2009 at 2:00 PM
The New Husband had a waistline in another life, so he tells me. When he buys trousers he thinks he still has the one of thirty years ago … anyone want a load of waist 36 trousers?
Bill Taylor // March 10, 2009 at 2:40 PM
As I began a story once (much to my wife’s chagrin):
The last time I got into a pair of jeans with a waist less than 36, they were not my own. . . .
Louise // March 10, 2009 at 4:03 PM
The Belovèd Son (aka Rock Thrower), being tall, slim and aged 18, has a waist of 30 but insists on wearing size 36/38 trousers. But he doesn’t like the New Husband’s taste in trousers and the New Husband looks very old and silly in jeans worn by 18 year old kids. Fortunately neither of them can wear my jeans – and no, I don’t have a waist of 40+!!
Chairman Bill // March 10, 2009 at 4:10 PM
That’s the problem with kids these days – no bottom.
Dumdad // March 10, 2009 at 5:48 PM
Hi,
Thanks for giving me your blog address. Actually, I realise I have visited before when you describe your family further down (Rock Thrower stuck in my mind and I enjoyed the story with it). I see I’m on your blogroll so only polite to stick you on mine.
I tried wordpress, which I like, except I can’t work out how to do the photos so I’m sticking with blogger.
Roads // March 13, 2009 at 4:20 PM
Methinks the lady doth protest too much. I enjoyed George Monbiot’s perspective on the plans for [refinancing the evil and wilfully ignorant car industry] new green initiatives in support of replacing cars with more fuel-efficient models.
‘We might as well reclassify a few tonnes of £10 notes as biomass.’
Yes, that might well be true.
Gigi // March 16, 2009 at 8:43 PM
That recipe for chicken in lemon and ginger sounds delicious…what is it?
I bet there won’t be any peppercorns in there, eh?
Louise // March 17, 2009 at 11:10 PM
I’ll put the recipe up in the next day or two, Gigi, if I can find the recipe which has been squirreled away by the New Husband, who is now totally convinced he knows EVERYTHING about cooking … must admit it’s fool-proof though!